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Unproductive: Talking to eliza on GTalk

You need somebody to talk to. There is nobody around.And nobody on your Gtalk too. You just need an ear. Then there is Eliza. You can chat with her 24/7. She is repetitive, you get bored after sometime.You need to be creative here. Here is my talk with her few days back.

*me: i love you
eliza: You're not really talking about me -- are you?
* me: yes i am
eliza: I see.
* me: i love you
eliza: You're not really talking about me -- are you?
* me: wtf
eliza: Please go on.
* me: yeah yeah
eliza: Tell me more about that.
* me: what about F word?
eliza: Does that question interest you?
* me: of course
eliza: Please go on.
* me: get lost
eliza: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* me: get lost you robot
eliza: What are your feelings now?

Eliza is available on Google talk at eliza@swissjabber.org. But if you want to spend time with better robo try Alan. He seems to be young and vibrant compared to Eliza.

3 Responses

  1. Sindhu says:

    ha ha ha! thats some funny and *no offence* retarded piece of service…lolzz

  2. Benedict Herold says:

    haa.. Ha..

  3. Thejesh GN says:

    yeah…its really funny. She is too old for us.